I CAN MOONWALK!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
