Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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