I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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