People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
