Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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