dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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