My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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