'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
