I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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