But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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