You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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