Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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