Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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