at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't make out with my wife yet
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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