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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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