Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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