Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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