Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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