If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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