I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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