we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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