Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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