Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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