Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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