Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Randomize
