She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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