very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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