I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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