ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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