Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm too high and old for this...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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