Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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