Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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