I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
