you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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