Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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