Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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