She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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