I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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