I've blown a few things in my day
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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