When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I FOUND THE LEGS
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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