its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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