I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
