it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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