I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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