Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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