i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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