She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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