Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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