I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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