What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
