i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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