Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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