Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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