trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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