last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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