and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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