It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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